The Worlds Hairiest Mummy Blogger?
With hairs on my fingers and hairs on my toes, I frighten small children wherever I go. My legs are like footballers, All covered in fur. My arm pits a mess Of dark prickly hair. Hairs on my forearms...
View ArticleVagina Secrets, part deux
Ladies, have you ever had a good look around, you know *hushed voice* down there? Ever got the mirror out and had a proper poke about? I hadn’t, and I rather wish I had. Perhaps even taken photos of...
View ArticleThe Magic Number
We all have a special number. A fictitious number. A number we rehearse until we can roll it out in a natural and honest tone of voice when someone pops that question. The dreaded question. “How many...
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How to sell anything to women
Selling stuff to women is easy, just follow these simple rules and you’ll have us eating out of your hand. 1. Promise the impossible Go on, taunt us with things we really want but know, intellectually...
View ArticleShould Women’s Magazines Be Kept On The Top Shelf?
Is Kelly Brook too fat? Screamed the headline from the women’s magazine in Tesco Express. I nearly swallowed my own tongue. And then hurried my 6 year-old,...
View ArticleThe Pathetic Incident of the Two and a Half Day Diet
This last week I’ve been feeling kinda fat. Nothing related to a number on a scale or a size on a label, but that uncomfortable-in-your-own-skin feeling you get when you know you’ve gotten beyond your...
View ArticleThings I’d forgotten About The Gym
It’s been years since I went to the gym properly. Back in my early 20s I used to go three or four times a week. These were in the days when I would throw in a 5km run just as part of my gym routine. I...
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Kiehls Have Made Me A Beauty Convert
Up until recently my beauty regime consisted of washing my face with soap and then slathering it in Nivea face cream. and then I went to the Kiehls event in Selfridges, Manchester a few weeks ago,...
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Signs of aging in your thirties
Last night i had to pull out of plans to go meet a friend and go to a comedy night. not because something better came along or I got a more interesting offer but because I’ve had a cold. Had, not have....
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The Reluctant Shaver
I hate shaving my legs. I hate waxing them or any other form of leg hair removal. My name is Heather and I have hairy legs. And I don’t just mean a bit stubbly. I mean...
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